You can't always get what you want

allonsyforever:

bondoge:

baconstuck:

bondoge:

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

CUCUMBERS GROW ON VINES. I HAD CUCUMBERS IN MY GARDEN THE LAST TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT? CAUSE IT WASN’T A FUCKING CUCUMBER. 

Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

lmFao yeah cucumbers most definitely do NOT grow on trees. rule #1 people

allonsyforever:

bondoge:

baconstuck:

bondoge:

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

CUCUMBERS GROW ON VINES. I HAD CUCUMBERS IN MY GARDEN THE LAST TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT? CAUSE IT WASN’T A FUCKING CUCUMBER. 

Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

lmFao yeah cucumbers most definitely do NOT grow on trees. rule #1 people

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